DEAR BABIES this weekend was very different for me and i think it important to share some tips with you concerning it. So firstly my mummy and daddy left me at home. Sadly not alone. You'd think i was untrust worthy or something. No my nana and uncle came to stay. Wooohooo. Love these guys. Usually you'll agree with me, grown ups are just plain weird. Not this pair. Whilst most moan about being tired and needing more sleep; these two are up before me in the morning! They fit in so much each day, I'm the one in need of sleep. My uncle plays with me and my toys tonnes, in fact I sit in awe of his staying power.
Now on this point; we can agree that the vast majority of baby toys are utter rubbish. I mean which silly billy thought making an imitation remote control that is nothing like the real thing was a good idea? Same goes for a laptop and mobile phone. Poor effort, guys, poor effort. In fact, grown-ups should just save their money because there’s already a world of play in our own homes. If they can honestly find us something more fun than rifling through the bin, throwing socks down the toilet or pulling all the tins out of the cupboard then give us a call. But I really don’t fancy their chances. Where was I: oh yeah. So I was being looked after by my nana. Good for me. Bad for her. I was poorly. All I need to say to you lovely babies is one little word: teeth! Ahhh...They are needed I believe but boy do they cause pain sometimes. I felt hot and sticky and quiet unwell. I slept more than I ever have in the daytime; but not much when it went dark. This as you probably know, messes with your head. I pushed every bit of food away from me. Urgh! Why did nana think I'd want to eat with sore gums. Silly nana. I did play a little bit between sleeps and crying. Well a girl's got to have a little fun, right! Oh and in case you're unaware; i found out that book's are meant to be loved and enjoyed but apparently NOT licked or torn. Which if you ask me is totally rubbish, frankly, and truly indicative of our nanny state. If you come across a book today, give it a big wet lick from me...use all that dribble from teething! mummy has had me wearing various sizes (and i've lost a few along the way!) amber anklets from amazon. who knows if they work but get your mummy to get you one - it may or may not help, but we swear by it and i love playing with it, flinging it across the room and sucking on it.
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